Introducing the perfect shirt for swim meet enthusiasts and time-warp survivors alike: "If I have but one day to live, let me spend it at a swim meet. Because they last FOREVER." This shirt is made of high-quality materials that will last longer than your average swim meet, so you can wear it to every event without worrying about it fading or shrinking.
Not only will you look stylish in this shirt, but you'll also make everyone around you laugh with your witty sense of humor. And let's face it, if you're going to spend eternity at a swim meet, you might as well do it in style. So don't delay, order your "swim meet forever" shirt today and let the fun begin!